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Manlance 

Is used as another description for "penis".
Wow, your manlance is HUGE!
Manlance by sefi89 February 4, 2009
male genitals - from TV's "Home Improvement"
Don't go messing around in manland.
manland by John December 2, 2003
Spanish hybrid combining manana and yawn to indicate this conversation is over.
I'm really tired bro, catch ya manyawna!
manyawna by ezemofo February 9, 2010
one who strictly enforces man laws and notifies everyone when someone violates them.
Kurt waves his hands in front of the cups while playing beer pong.

Manlawyer: "That is a direct violation of a man law sir. Now drink all of your cups and we start again."
manlawyer by Chris Alfrey January 14, 2007
Spencer's house when Colleen is away. The barbecue is always cooking red meat, sports are on all TVs, and the malted beverages flow like water.
"Dude, Jim and I left a bunch of weird stuff in Spence's freezer when I went to manland the other night."
manland by P-derdy May 16, 2006
A rule which states that any mention made on an automotive forum (Such as RX7Club.com) of a female known to the user shall be confirmed by the user posting pictures of said female. The rule only applies when another user has called "Manlaw" or made other such inference to this rule. The original user has 24 hours to post pictures to the same thread, or if the original thread is locked, a new thread with the topic "Manlaw Compliance." The photos posted for compliance must confirm the facts stated by the user or the users personal relation with the female. If Manlaw is not complied with, the user shall be subject to the discipline handed out by a duly appointed moderator of the forum, no less than a 1 day ban from the forums.

Exemptions:
-If the female in question is under 18 years old.
-If the female in question is deceased.
-If the female is a celebrity, Manlaw need not be complied with, as there is Google.
-A pass may be granted by any duly appointed moderator of the forum based on the plea of the original user. This should only be used in extreme circumstances, and any other moderator has the authority to override the original moderators grant of an exemption.

Exemption to the exemptions:
-If information contained in any posts by the user prior to his claim of an exemption contradicts the user's request for an exemption, Manlaw must be obeyed.
Example One:
User 1: I know this totally hot chick with a FD.
User 2: Manlaw must be obeyed.
User 1: *Posts Pictures of said girl*
User 2: Nice.

Example Two:
User 1: I know this totally hot chick with a FD.
User 2: Manlaw must be obeyed.
User 1: She's undergoing cancer treatments, she's ugly now.
User 2: So post pics from before that.
(User 1 does not comply)
Moderator: BANHAMMER!
Manlaw by Mike 240SX September 5, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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