Manlaw 

A rule which states that any mention made on an automotive forum (Such as RX7Club.com) of a female known to the user shall be confirmed by the user posting pictures of said female. The rule only applies when another user has called "Manlaw" or made other such inference to this rule. The original user has 24 hours to post pictures to the same thread, or if the original thread is locked, a new thread with the topic "Manlaw Compliance." The photos posted for compliance must confirm the facts stated by the user or the users personal relation with the female. If Manlaw is not complied with, the user shall be subject to the discipline handed out by a duly appointed moderator of the forum, no less than a 1 day ban from the forums.

Exemptions:
-If the female in question is under 18 years old.
-If the female in question is deceased.
-If the female is a celebrity, Manlaw need not be complied with, as there is Google.
-A pass may be granted by any duly appointed moderator of the forum based on the plea of the original user. This should only be used in extreme circumstances, and any other moderator has the authority to override the original moderators grant of an exemption.

Exemption to the exemptions:
-If information contained in any posts by the user prior to his claim of an exemption contradicts the user's request for an exemption, Manlaw must be obeyed.

Example One:
User 1: I know this totally hot chick with a FD.
User 2: Manlaw must be obeyed.
User 1: *Posts Pictures of said girl*
User 2: Nice.

Example Two:
User 1: I know this totally hot chick with a FD.
User 2: Manlaw must be obeyed.
User 1: She's undergoing cancer treatments, she's ugly now.
User 2: So post pics from before that.
(User 1 does not comply)
Moderator: BANHAMMER!

Manlaw by Mike 240SX September 5, 2012

Man Law Bible 

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.

A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.

Man Law Bible by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011

malawa 

malawa means bitch or prostitute in swahili

that girl is such malawa

malawa by shanz0777 October 4, 2010

Malawi Gold 

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.

"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."

Malawi Gold by jerry January 26, 2004

Malawach 

The word malawach is used in the movie "The Dictator" and it means sexual organ, as Aladeen describes his penis as well as Zoey's vagina with the word malawach.

Zoey: You need to touch yourself.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.

Malawach by mullefs27 March 14, 2017

mangawhiner 

Someone from mangawhai New Zealand who always complains and whines.. a shit stirrer, always thinks their better than everyone else

"Here come the mangawhiners"

mangawhiner by Spoodernoodle December 6, 2020

malawa 

a malawa is a girl that choses the wrong kind of man fequently when there are better choices that are not considered. these choices are usually not considered because the girl loves challenges and refuses to give up on a lost cause. this will lead to pain and suffering if she choses not to look at those closest to her. cause a malawa always has the correct choice closer to her than she realizes

did you see him cheating and she is still seeing him that girl is such a fat malawa.

malawa by blindness is a religion December 22, 2009