ezemofo's definitions

road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

by ezemofo February 4, 2010

ignafuck

Combination of 'ignorant' and 'fuck' to form the noun ignafuck. One whose stupidy is so profound it calls for a word all its own.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy who backed over a wellhead in a truck while he was talking on his cell phone and smoking cigarette?
Guy 2: Yeah, what an ignafuck.

by ezemofo January 15, 2010

gunt wrap

A full-bodied gunt (female 'front butt') that, lacking room for further expansion on the woman's front side, begins to spread through the hips and continue toward the back.

Not only does she have a textbook gunt, it's becoming a gunt wrap

by ezemofo January 10, 2010

manyawna

Spanish hybrid combining manana and yawn to indicate this conversation is over.

I'm really tired bro, catch ya manyawna!

by ezemofo February 9, 2010