manitate

the male form of meditation. usually with bros and brews

Men manitate on sundays watching football and drinking beer

by hiveboss September 19, 2009

manstate

Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.

-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.

by starbaby237 August 19, 2009

Magnitate

verb. moving towards or being drawn to

you should magnitate over here and see

by Amia Star :) November 18, 2010

maditate

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

maritate

masturbation of a female

she maritates alot when she is alone and she can not stand thinking of a dick and not maritate to release her lust

by Yosuf September 16, 2006

manimate

The act of converting somone to homosexuality.

Joe's girlfriend was so ugly she manimated him.

by Altimit May 15, 2005

manitute

a combination man, nanny, and prostitute. Used to imply a male who is dating a woman with kids where the mother is using the man as a nanny and supplying him with sex in exchange for his help.

That woman just got her a manitute to watch her kids.

by fastFoodJunkie May 22, 2019