mastectomy

Removal of one or both a females breast due to breast cancer.

Emily: omg, why doesn't Sandra have any tits?? freak!
Morgan: Emily, stop being a bitch! She has breast cancer. She needed to have mastectomy surgery to remove her tits.
Emily: ohh, sorry Sandra. =/

mastectomy by crazyyyyyychic November 25, 2007

Mastectomy

Sure if you want to throw that in, fine, but we haven't even gotten to that point yet. The precondition hasn't been met.

Hym "Mastectomy? Sure, what about one? The precondition needs to be met but if that's something you're just handing out we'll keep that in mind. 🤔"

Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."

Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."

Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"

Mastectomy by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.

You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.

Involuntary mastectomy by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

bastectomy 

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

bastectomy by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

mangectomy

The art of carefully cutting away the bug-bitten parts of a ripe mango.
Ripe mangoes with bugs in them are often believed the sweetest, so they are rarely discarded.

Wife to surgeon husband: "Dear, this mango has a bug in it."

Husband: "Give it here, I'll perform a mangectomy on it and it'll be fine."

mangectomy by Bikerdudeblr May 26, 2014

Vastectomy 

A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.

David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.

Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.

David: With pleasure Doc.

Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.

Vastectomy by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010

manectomy

When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.

The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.

My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.

manectomy by The Salad February 26, 2010