manford 

a vagina

im getting some manford tonight

manford by yeahmanford April 22, 2011

Mannford 

A small town in NE Oklahoma, technically part of the tulsa metropolitan area, this town is very much off the map, besides the rare crazy news headline (lady robs bank with knife, cops killing cops or guys walking with katanas, nursing home abuse, or some other goofy bullshit). and for good reason. This place is nothing more than another page in the book of the untold midwestern tales. Populated by truly fallen, twisted, and blind souls, with a few honest, good hearted, genuine people, that are so few and far between, that you really have to dig in the sticks, or wait until they somehow cross your path, seemingly like fate when it finally happens, for you to meet someone who isnt a snake in the grass, in some shape or another... The very ware on the soul of living in this town will in a sense, drain the life out of you, feeling your energy slip away as you're dwelling with erratic drug addicts, trailer park/ country road psychos, the arrogant with plenty of underlying hypocrisy, who will simply try not to acknowledge the obvious problem all around them. Continuing to build senior centers, and replacing dime a dozen gas stations, while at the same time not put two seconds into fixing a road, or you're stuck rather alone in the middle, in the mix of all the pathetic mess around you. At every turn, you will find a dead end here, the case remaining with every being who decides to stay. Falling victim to the curse of this shallow, racist, forgotten town.

Tom: Hey, this mannford place isn't so bad, I've lived here 2 years!!

Mike: Yeah, well maybe in a couple more you'll see that all those urban dictionary portrayals of mannford aren't no bullshit.

Mannford by Myshoe December 26, 2019

Minford 

A surname originating in the late 1500s in Ireland during the potato famine. The family bloodline nearly died out, but were saved by their supple wrists and ability to swindle normal wristed folk.

Ew your wrists are so minford!

Minford by Jimmy Big Wrists July 4, 2023

Mannford 

Mannford is a small town in NE Oklahoma, full of people who don't give a flying fuck about the environment, racist, sexust, homophobic, all praise Jesus, and has more than 20 churches in a 10 mile radius.

"You're visiting Mannford? Good luck."

Mannford by Stamoswater May 9, 2018

mannford 

A corrupt, small town located West of the Tulsa metro area ran by a bunch of power-hungry rednecks. The school administration are a bunch of ignorant pricks that are more concerned about punishing students and enforcing strict rules than the students' education.

Student: May I use the rest room to better prepare for my E.O.I. test we're about to take?

School Official: Don't be ridiculous, the rules are no students entering the hallway premises between 12:34 and 2:49! You are in violation of section 19 sector C325 of the Mannford High School Code, you have earned yourself 3 weeks of I.S.I.P. and if you repeat this offense you will be extradited from this school.

mannford by Jacob Evans April 13, 2008

Mannford 

Small, extremely racist town in NE Oklahoma, populated mainly by radical Rednecks, Hillbillies, and Meth Lab Technicians.

This snow is whiter than Mannford.

Mannford by Michael and Adam December 1, 2003

Minford 

A place where your soul is forever damned to hell. A place where superficial, uninteresting girls run rampant. A place where you will never be happy

'This place sucks'
'Yeah, but not as bad as minford'

Minford by Taylorconrad8098 January 7, 2009