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A place where your soul is forever damned to hell. A place where superficial, uninteresting girls run rampant. A place where you will never be happy
'This place sucks'
'Yeah, but not as bad as minford'
Minford by Taylorconrad8098 January 7, 2009
Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.
I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.
Minford by anonymous January 16, 2005
Second name of of people that are pure class
“damn he’s so cool
“he is a minford”
i wish i could be a minford too”
Minford by notminford November 11, 2018
The term MinFood is derived from the words Chang(min) and (food).
MinFood refers to the relationship between Changmin and food. They both are connected by a red string of fate. Changmin loves food and so does food loves to be eaten by Changmin. When foods are formed into a meal, Changmin can eat them up to 8 times a day. Willingly, food welcomes Changmin's awaiting wild stomach without complains. Changmin is always hungry.
You wave your MinFood flag in these situations:
"I love eating(food) very much." -Changmin
"CM: I want to eat!
JS: You just ate!
CM: I eat and eat yet I'm still hungry."
MinFood by ★★★★★ November 14, 2011

Milford Haven 

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock
Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

Milford Cubicle 

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"