mandildo

The act of tricking a man with a backstab approach.

"That'll hold them alright!"
Mandildo

by Slimey96 November 17, 2021

Mandildo Effect

When an example of the Mandela Effect is disprovable with absolute certainty, but a person still believes that their perception of events is completely correct and begins to rationalise with increasing layers of unbelievability and absurdity.

Person A: Nelson Mandela was released from prison in 1990.
Person B: No he wasn't, he died in prison in the 1980s. Any other attempts to convince you otherwise have been written by a rogue artificial intelligence.
Person A: Not true. I met Nelson Mandela.
Person B: Well, actually, you didn't, you were possessed by a demon that made you think you met Nelson Mandela, but you didn't really.
Person A: I think you're suffering from the Mandildo Effect.

by CleveW December 7, 2025

Mandilon

A man who does exactly what the wife/girlfriend asks without question.

Danny T would like to hang out with his friends at bars and parties, but his wife/girlfriend says he is not allowed to hang out without her supervision. Danny T is a mandilon.

by Merriam-webbster January 17, 2016

Mandilon

A man who is bossed around by his girlfriend. A mandilon does whatever his wife tells him to do without question.

Gabe is such a mandilon he does whatever his girlfriend tells him to do

by Miglene October 28, 2019

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

mandilon

mexican word for whipped

alejandro reyes, josh estrada, rufino rodriguez, jesus arellano son mandilones

by aaalexiyo May 28, 2009

Mandilon

A male that is demasculated.

A.K.A: Whipped

Mexican

Jose was going to go out partying with his buddies, but his girlfriend told him he had to go shopping with her and her mother. He doesn't wear the pants in that relationship

by b August 26, 2004