man salsa

Sperm, semen, cum, jism, nut nectar, nut balm, man yogurt. The seminal fluid ejaculated by a man during orgasm.

After three strokes and a quiver, William sprayed his man salsa all over his inflatable lover.

by Grande John July 21, 2006

hairy-man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm

After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.

by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009

hairy man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over her vagina and her pubic hairs get stuck together

1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa.
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco

by ChaseZarate May 8, 2009

man salad

The chest hair of a man; often thick and dark.

Some ladies viewed Tony's man salad as an Italian delicacy.

by Kizzle99 February 25, 2009

sweaty man salad

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad

dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

by Bran Flakes! July 27, 2006

man salad

A salad fit for a man, usually containing large amounts of meat

This man salad has my three favorite meats: Pepperoni, Sausage, and Ham.

by Backwoodz February 2, 2007

Man-salad

A tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken glass, scorpions, and razor blades. Special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.

When I get home from the construction site, I always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

Hey man, watcha ordering? Double Tripler Burger-master?
Naah man, I'm being healthy and having a man-salad!

by Polursine October 3, 2010