Man-salad

A tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken glass, scorpions, and razor blades. Special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.
When I get home from the construction site, I always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

Hey man, watcha ordering? Double Tripler Burger-master?
Naah man, I'm being healthy and having a man-salad!
by Polursine October 03, 2010
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man salad

The chest hair of a man; often thick and dark.
Some ladies viewed Tony's man salad as an Italian delicacy.
by Kizzle99 February 25, 2009
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man salad

A salad fit for a man, usually containing large amounts of meat
This man salad has my three favorite meats: Pepperoni, Sausage, and Ham.
by Backwoodz January 31, 2007
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sweaty man salad

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?
by Bran Flakes! July 28, 2006
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man salad

multiple types of dipping tobacco mixed together into one super dip
Person 1: hey dude what kinds of dip is in that man salad?

Person 2: i got some skoal cherry,citrus, grizzly wg, mint, and some copenhagen straight.
by x_Big_Dipper_x October 03, 2011
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Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man
by salad_king June 24, 2021
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Salad Man

This term describes somebody who you just have minimal language for.
Harrison: "James is actually really cool."
Josh: "Nah, he's definitely a salad man."
by thekingofsalad July 15, 2014
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