To be vigorously thrusted into in a sexual manner by a man, normally by another man with total disregard to the ram-ee's personal intimacy or feelings.
Very often the ram-ee's fruit cup is taken, evoking a sense of great personal loss on physical and material fronts.
Dan went to jail last week, chances are he is gonna get man rammed.
A guys trip out to Panorama expecting booty instead finding a sausage fest.
Felix's bachelor party weekend ski trip with the downhill riders expecting all the college girls to be there partying it up at Panorama instead turning into man-o-rama majority of people at the resort turned out to be guys.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!