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Man lotion 

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
Man lotion by hobo ben June 14, 2018
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fun man lotion 

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

lotion man 

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes
dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man
lotion man by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotion Man 

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!

manlotion 

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.
guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.
manlotion by MTM483 January 18, 2009

manlationship 

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.
Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.
manlationship by Colto22 May 18, 2009

manmotional 

Defining the state of a man who is displaying irrational oversensitivity in his thoughts and feelings. Oftentimes connected to his manstrual cycle or related to his relationship problems.
Jeff: sniff, sniff, I just thought she really liked me!



Shane: Man-up a-hole. Why you being so manmotional?



Jeff: I don't know *tear *tear *tear... I am manstruating.
manmotional by K & L & O February 7, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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