The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

Mandage by Revfin May 11, 2011

Mandagor

He is loved by a large group of people, an artist, a cultist, a neeko, a mighty beast and even an anarchist, but I feel as if his sweet nature combined with the hot new breaths of anarchy will combine to create a magnificent duo, both feeling serene in each their presence and feeling as if they were both in the moment, both wanting and feeling the need to be bound with eachother until the end of time, Mandagor, the mighty Dragon Lord, he awaits your soul, -Aster0

Mandagor is a great guy, one of a kind!

Mandagor by fyroceet March 10, 2021

Mandages

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.

I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.

Mandages by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018

mandaglio

Mandaglio a calabrese name, if you find someone with this last name make sure you are loyal to them, Mandaglio's are smart when it comes to people and don't trust many. Never get into a fight with a Mandaglio as they know how to fight back harder and you will constantly lose. Apart from Mandaglio's having the most amazing goodlooking Italian genes they are also the most nicest people you could ever meet they'll always offer you food and love but just don't on there bad side otherwise good luck to you.

Wow did Mr Mandaglio you looking good and scary

mandaglio by Sasshgssjsn12 October 16, 2018

Måndagskåt

När man inte kommit under helgen och personen man har sex med har varit borta så du är måndagskåt men måste hålla dej från att onanera

Martin: eyy Josef är du ba kåt eller måndagskåt?
Josef: Eyy man Emma va på sitt landställe i helgen men jag måste hålla mig till efter skolan

Måndagskåt by Pojkenmedsvennebyxor November 22, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026