Mandages 

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.

I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.

Mandages by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018

Mandages 

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.

*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages

Mandages by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024

Mandage 

A paper towel, usually soaked in rubbing alcohol (to ward off infection) wrapped around a wound with duct or electric tape

"Dude, your leg is split open"

"It's cool, I'll just mandage it

Mandage by Lon Murphree December 20, 2008

Mandage 

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

Mandage by Revfin May 11, 2011

managesplain 

The act of speaking to employees as a manager wherein you explain their job to them, despite being out of touch with the role for years and/or never doing the job.

"I hate when my boss managesplains how to format my emails when every response she ever gave me was a 'k' and her name in different fonts."

managesplain by Thoughtsauce January 6, 2017

Mandaese 

English, just with tons of typos and spelling errors.

kawk yoi sp funny lol" lawl you so funny (in Mandaese)

Mandaese by Mandaese November 12, 2012

Måndagskåt 

När man inte kommit under helgen och personen man har sex med har varit borta så du är måndagskåt men måste hålla dej från att onanera

Martin: eyy Josef är du ba kåt eller måndagskåt?
Josef: Eyy man Emma va på sitt landställe i helgen men jag måste hålla mig till efter skolan

Måndagskåt by Pojkenmedsvennebyxor November 22, 2019