Mandages

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.

I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.

by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018

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Mandages

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.

*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages

by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024

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Mandage

A paper towel, usually soaked in rubbing alcohol (to ward off infection) wrapped around a wound with duct or electric tape

"Dude, your leg is split open"

"It's cool, I'll just mandage it

by Lon Murphree December 20, 2008

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The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011

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managesplain

The act of speaking to employees as a manager wherein you explain their job to them, despite being out of touch with the role for years and/or never doing the job.

"I hate when my boss managesplains how to format my emails when every response she ever gave me was a 'k' and her name in different fonts."

by Thoughtsauce January 6, 2017

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