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man booty 

man booty is a male bottom that is delicious. like ghetto booty for males, also more firm and juicy
used for slapping (as long as accompanied with a respectful nod) at any time, especially in public toilets or libraries
may or may not be hairy, but always plump
(however, never fear, the hair can add to the overall alluring and irresistible nature of the man booty)

oh look at Dimitri man, he's got a man booty
man booty by TheBootyConoisseur March 22, 2009
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man booty 

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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks

often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.

MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.

complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man booty, complicating matters.

HOW TO COPE WITH MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery

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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.

Advantages of MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking

Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
"Did you see Skorton? Total man booty."

"There was a pool party at Stevo's last weekend. You know Pavlo? Total man booty. Yum."

man booty by I_wish_i_was_Pavlo March 22, 2009

man booty licker 

One who lovesssss to stick his tongue right in your anal
Man that Mitchell Davis is sure a man booty licker

Scooty Booty Man 

"Scooty Booty Man" Is a term for the Scout made popular by the Youtuber STAR_
That Scooty Booty Man dodged all my rockets! Screw it, I'm going Pyro.
Scooty Booty Man by U4ic October 31, 2013

Booty Man 

A funny song by Tim Wilson that's in an album called, "Super Bad Sounds of the 70's."
Guy1: Have you heard the song "Booty Man"?
Guy2: Um, yeah! It's funny and weird at the same time!
Guy1: I know, right?
Booty Man by fakename06 December 11, 2017

Alex the booty man 

A man that loves booty.... maybe too much but who cares. BOOTY RULES!!!!
Have you talked to Alex recently?

Which Alex?
Alex the booty man
Alex the booty man by Opablin September 8, 2020

booty man 

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, Lord w

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I like the booty, Lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty

Down for the booty, I want the booty
Hunting the booty, chasing the booty
Casing the booty, getting the booty
Beautiful booty, smoking booty
Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty

All about the booty, big old booty
Serious booty, amazing booty
I'll take the booty, where is the booty
Stare at the booty, walking the booty
Touching the booty, who's got the booty
Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty
Watching the booty
Kicking the booty

Sleeping booty, screaming booty
Harder booty, softer booty
Sweeter booty, sour booty
New booty, used booty
Who's booty, sister's booty
Your mama's booty
Cookin' booty, mean booty
Good luck with the booty

Foreign booty, home booty
Road booty, found booty
Covered booty, bare booty
Sweaty booty, powder that booty
Bad booty, sadder booty
Wide booty, wider booty
Double wide booty

Live for the booty, yell at the booty
Suing the booty, scared of the booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Discount booty, rented booty
Powerful booty, finding the booty
Give me the booty, wake up booty
Breakfast booty, lunch booty
Supper booty, dinner booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
booty man is the perfect song to have godly sex to
booty man by hyperass October 20, 2021
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