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n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.

Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.

Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
This jag off is always running his mouth and getting nothing done, what a malooch.
Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020

Malahoochie 

Native American myth: Large wolf-like creature found in the Midwest U.S. (Oklahoma and Tennessee) with large fangs,glowing red eyes,a limp, sharp claws, and a taste for human flesh
The Malahoochie chased us all the way across the river until he was able to eat one of us
Malahoochie by Sebastian Madsen September 13, 2007

Sweet Mamaloosa 

Holy Cow!
Sweet Mamaloosa he's got a big one!
Sweet Mamaloosa by Annys G July 31, 2010

Marmagooch 

to share similar characteristics to a retarded walrus or a jar of mayonaise.
Chris is such a Marmagooch
Marmagooch by Eliza Claire Bible October 26, 2006
Kapooch mamooch. She is mamooch forever.
mamooch by littlequeenie April 10, 2012

malagoochi 

(1)The act of slapping a male friend in the genitals as a playful act of spontaneous violence.

(2)The necessary exclamation needed by the assbag after slapping a mate in the nuts.
Ha!! Malagoochi!!! (that simple)
malagoochi by Eddy Smythe October 11, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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