maltesich 

A dumb person.

You are so maltesich!

maltesich by realjoe October 21, 2023

maltichon

A cross breed between a Maltese dog and a Bichon.

Maltese+Bichon= Maltichon

Oh, your Maltichon dog, Yuki, is so cute.

maltichon by Huang Cena August 9, 2016

wet mattessich 

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

wet mattessich by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

Matesic 

One who has the greatest gift of all not money nor power but the most amazing girlfriend in the world the greatest gift of all, love with the greatest most amazing person in the world.

That Matesic is such a lucky guy with his girlfriend.

Matesic by k-mat :) September 8, 2010

Maltesh

Maltesh, As warm as name sounds
Very Caring , too sensitive and sensible for loved ones, Creates his own way of Romance every little thing. Highly Dedicated person.
He can be a best Friend , best Man can’t take hurt from own people.

Maltesh is perfect husband material, if you get to meet any Maltesh never let him go.

Maltesh by Jaav November 24, 2021

Maletich

The best counselor at fasset<3

Me: *Starts crying because I lost my friend for no reason*
Maletich: Wanna play the guitar to feel better:)

Me: Yes<3

Maletich by Maletich November 24, 2021

Maltesh

A broken heart single simha bsk fucks everyone

I need Maltesh

Maltesh by Maltesh November 24, 2021