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A cross breed between a Maltese dog and a Bichon.

Maltese+Bichon= Maltichon
Oh, your Maltichon dog, Yuki, is so cute.
maltichon by Huang Cena August 9, 2016

wet mattessich 

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.
Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."
wet mattessich by BastilleDay June 29, 2014
One who has the greatest gift of all not money nor power but the most amazing girlfriend in the world the greatest gift of all, love with the greatest most amazing person in the world.
That Matesic is such a lucky guy with his girlfriend.
Matesic by k-mat :) September 8, 2010
Maltesh, As warm as name sounds
Very Caring , too sensitive and sensible for loved ones, Creates his own way of Romance every little thing. Highly Dedicated person.
He can be a best Friend , best Man can’t take hurt from own people.
Maltesh is perfect husband material, if you get to meet any Maltesh never let him go.
Maltesh by Jaav November 24, 2021
The best counselor at fasset<3
Me: *Starts crying because I lost my friend for no reason*
Maletich: Wanna play the guitar to feel better:)

Me: Yes<3
Maletich by Maletich November 24, 2021
A broken heart single simha bsk fucks everyone
I need Maltesh
Maltesh by Maltesh November 24, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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