maloykies

"i'll put the maloykies on you, you"ll get warts on your face and your hair will fall out"

Weird quote from Standing Ovation

Sister - you suck
Me - Oh yeah well i'll put the maloykies on you!

maloykies by waterbottlemaloykies February 27, 2020

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maloubies

Maloubies are what you call the boobs of a swedish girl they are neither big or small

It can also be a nickname you call a girl from sweden with nice boobs

Example 1: Hey look at those maloubies!"
Example 2: Hey maloubies!

maloubies by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013

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maloykies • malkies junkie bird • Malotkisk • maloubies

malkies junkie bird

a skank

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck

malkies junkie bird by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017

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Malotkisk

A useless and/or mindless object or subject.

"You make no sense Malotkisk"
This shits stupid and Malotkisk.

Malotkisk by Malotkisk August 19, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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