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Malley is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She acts normal in school.. but her real self is a bit crazy and well, even more crazy. She is the boys type. Getting a boyfriend is a price of cake for her. This person usually is Chinese.
Boy 1: wow! Doesn’t Malley look pretty today!
Boy 2: what do you mean? She always looks this good!
Malley by My feet smell May 22, 2018
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Malley is a hot looking guy, kind, amazing personality, and your lucky if you have a Malley in your life. Your an exceptionally lucky girl if you have a Malley as a boyfriend. He will treat you right, he will help fix your car, always up for a good chat. He’s amazing in bed and will love you forever. He’s a keeper, don’t let him slip away. Your friends will always be jealous of your relationship
Damnnn did you see Malley today, he’s so hot

Watch out his girl night might come after you
A girl obsessed with cats. Randomly calls out her cats in gamechat. She's sweet but not the candy kind, more like ''Glucose-induced coma'' sweet. Might be Chinese, who knows.
Malley: ''Hey kitty kitty kitty, Momma Maley is here''. Followed by earraping cat purrs in mic. GrrRrrrrrRRR
Malley by OneAndOni January 27, 2020

Malley Cat 

Malley cat is so old she looks like she's on her ninth life. She one nasty pussy
Malley Cat by Patty VV February 7, 2021

Nick O' Malley 

Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.
Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.

George O'Malley 

Surgeon on the hit show Greys Anatomy. Also known as 007. Greys anatomy fans know what I mean😂
I will never forgive Shonda Rhimes for killing off George O'Malley.
George O'Malley by Kailey Girl October 16, 2016

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.
Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.
Father O'Malley by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023
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