male nipple

One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.
"Check out Mike, he has some nice male nipples. I wouldn't lick them though."
by Drunkmanfuu February 09, 2006
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Male Nipple

The most useless and pointless part of a males body.
Your as useless as male nipples.
by Kevin Metal July 15, 2008
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Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
by ThePrajektProductions January 16, 2010
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male nipple

I licked the male nipple last night
by Wounded_Wolf January 14, 2018
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male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 08, 2025
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