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malasas by katie daorvqyl July 11, 2019
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Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.
ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
Malakas by MichaelMick June 28, 2005
A thick, gooey syrup that is collected from a tree.
It is so thick it often takes a few minutes to shake from a bottle.
That girl is as slow as malasis.
malasis by Fuubunny March 10, 2008
(1.) MALASAM (adj.)

-a word used to describe a female individual possessed with extraordinary sublimity as to cause an epic erection to the external genitalia of males at a very alarming rate

(2.) MALASAM (intj.)

- an expression of affirmation, adoration, excitement, or disbelief
(1.) Who is that girl in pink, she is very MALASAM! Oh wait, she's not in pink, it's only her...:)

(2)

Perv1: Hey! I saw a really hot chick in Computer Science Class today, and she was wearing NOTHING!
Perv2: Oh yeah?! DAYUUMM!! MALASAM!
Malasam by Asaboy April 17, 2010

Malasampallalalalalalammalamamaam 

Some random word my friend said
Friend: bet you can't find this word
Me: bring it on
Friend: Malasampallalalalalalammalamamaam
Me: watch me find it
Greek for motherfucker, wanker or asshole. Can sometimes be used as a greeting between friends (malaka).

Originates from the word malakia, meaning masturbation or mistake.
Example 1:

-ARE YOU MALAKAS? WHY DID YOU PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?

Example 2:

-What's up re malaka?
-Long time no see!
malakas by X28JC June 24, 2021
The most commly word used in greece and translates in english as "Jerker or Jerk".Also defines some the attributes of a proffesion or the ranking of an officer.
O Alexandros Jannetos einai arxi-Malakas.
Malakas by Alex February 16, 2005
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