malaga 

Southern Spanish city with an amazing good vibe. Due to its 320 sunny days a year, is considered the paradise for old dudes from Germany. Famous for its craft markets. People from Malaga are really proud of their city because their good environment and fresh fish restaurants . In Malaga there is a type of person called "malaguita" who usually hangs out every weekend to plaza de Mitjana and becomes the most religious person during Easter. Is well famous for be the birthplace of the famous artist Picasso. The city where Leticia and José found love.

Dude 1: Hey, where are you going wearing that "torero" (bull fighter) outfit?
Dude 2: I am going to Mitjana (Malaga) to drink rat poisonous alcohol

Jose: hey! Leticia I like your t-shirt, which brand is?
Leticia: Stop touching my nipple bro, we are in Malaga

malaga by JNLMS November 3, 2017

Malaga 

Located just minutes away from the east side of Fresno California Malaga is mostly know for its active bulldog gang members, alcoholics,and fire tacos, nobody who lives in Malaga or associated with Malaga is weak , you may also call Malaga “sunny city” or “Mzone“ or simply call it the hood . Everyone knows bulldogs from Malaga are the best of all time . Everyone wishes they were as thug as people from Malaga .

“He is soooo fine, he must be from Malaga “

Malaga by RealNoLivin August 22, 2019

Malaga Thicc 

When something is so indescribably thicc that it defies all logical explination.

“Wow, that person’s not just thicc, they’re Malaga Thicc”

Malaga Thicc by Ndjgkwjwnrntwlwo January 29, 2019

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga 

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Alta-1 Malaga 

A building connected to grace life church for drop-kicks and mentally deranged students.

The popular kids group after school to smoke and talk shit and it’s probably about you.

When an Alta-1 student dies they respawn at mirrabooka bus station or Maccas.

Thing 1: “What’s the building next to grace life church?”
Thing 2: “oh Alta-1 Malaga? Students there just smoke, do drugs, and cry”

Alta-1 Malaga by SmashedCrab August 15, 2019

REAL MALAGA 

Ones that are actually from Malaga

We real Malaga dog fu*k the Suckaz

REAL MALAGA by Mgang May 11, 2021

lewis: malaga version 

a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him

lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts

lewis: malaga version by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024