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A Japanese name, makairas are nice at first, they seem sweet, but when you really get to know them, it'll be a hell of an emotional rollercoaster, they're nice, but can kill someone without hesitation, they can also sometimes be sly, almost anyone can fall into their web of tricks. Never try to challenge a Makaira because she's a mile ahead of the game, if you find a malaria in your life, hold onto her and never let go.
"Hey! Have you heard of the new girl Makaira?"
"Omg what? I HAVE to be friends with her!"
makaira by lonely_simp.lol March 26, 2021
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Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013
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Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"
Gamzee Makara by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012
that one person who u love and care for, but can be a bad b*tch if she wants to. she's funny kind and hilarious and u need a makaia in ur life.
man i really need a makaia in my life
makaia by Hey its a random dude April 23, 2018
Makailah is the most amazing, annoying,and silly person you will ever meet. While having the qualities of beauty and laughter she is a fun person to be around. She makes parties lit, and fun she brings light to rainy days. Sheโ€™s nice, and cute boys might swoon but sheโ€™s a smartie. And knows what she wants. So donโ€™t underestimate her. Because sheโ€™ll come back guns blazin.
Makailah is my favorite person.
Makailah is hot af.
Makailah has like everything
Makailah by Anonymous Squid June 15, 2018
Someone who will make you smile and laugh untill you cry. The best friend you would want to have.
Makaila by 123445678 July 21, 2017
Cutie, Eats a lot but is very small, Nice if ur nice to her, very confident, smart and is a great Best Friend๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ
Makaila is a very nice person๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’‹
#PERIODTT๐Ÿฅฐ
Makaila by Itzzmeh_niyah June 15, 2019
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