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a disease spread by maja that makes you make a lot of typos
fr1: thanks
fr2: you're welcone
fr1: majitis?
fr2: yea :(
majitis by nolalalalalalal August 6, 2019
Words you can keep
someone who has the tendency of depending on their mother too much
in spanish
ese muchacho no se debe casar. tiene mamitis!
mamitis by eric cervantes October 21, 2007
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MALitist 

An expansion of 'Forum Elitist' and other variation of Elitism on the Internet.

Users of the MyAnimeList, who think they are better everyone else, including those who use the site.

This condescending attitude is dictated by one or more of the following:

-Their number of forum posts
-Their registration date/How long they have been using/active on the site
-Their position (usually a moderator/staff)
-How "popular" they are among the other users
-The number of many top rated reviews they wrote
-The number of anime/manga they have watched/read

They refuse to accept that other people have a difference of opinion on anime/manga they like, often trying to force their point of view on others - either via a heated forum discussion or a comment on others' profile.

You literally can't say one thing without some elitist with 10000 posts and his own forum minions ripping you a new asshole. There are some people on there who literally refuse to post unless they're arguing with someone to the death. This is a daily scene on episodic discussions and MAL is famous for it.
Myanimelist forums are straight trash and dominated by MALitists
MALitist by ThisAintOP December 10, 2015
"Le hace falta la mama. She does not want to let go of her son. muy pegado a la falta."

This would roughly translate to a "Momma's boy" here in the United States
"Little Ricky left New York for to visit Grandma/Grandpa McGillicuddy in Cuba" El es un mamitis
Mamitis by Showman574 December 5, 2012
When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
Manitis by Daviscour July 30, 2018
A condition where a person is usually cowardly, would rather run than stand and fight. This can be combated by drinking any alcoholic substance.
Mag: Oh I think im a mag...........

Hag: Drink some beer then! .... You may have magitis!
magitis by Pittybee April 5, 2013
What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.
Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(
manitis by Anneh April 26, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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