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macintrash 

A noun describing what all computers put out by apple are.
The CD drive on my macintrash broke.

God damn piece of macintrash!
macintrash by Generic Humanoid March 23, 2004

Macintrash 

What all Macintosh computers are called by the more educated members of society.
"You want me to write a virus for a Macintosh? The reason Macintosh never gets any viruses is because nobody gives a shit about that Macintrash."
Macintrash by The Dunadan July 30, 2008

Macintrash 

Term used to describe a computer made from inferior hardware jammed into a shiny case and made by Apple. It is often used by people who either are too stupid to figure out installing antivirus software or think that they are "sophisticated" by using a computer built by a bunch of fags in California.
Man I feel like an idiot for buying a Macintrash! I could have bought a computer with better specs for half the price, but I'm a sucker for getting anally poned by Apple

Macintrash 

Where all Macs should be.
I'll put that Macintrash.
Macintrash by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 26, 2003

macintoast

A term used to describe a dead Mac, Macintosh, or Apple(same thing) product. Usually computers.
Guy 1: My Macintosh is now Macintoast.
Guy 2: It was probably all that porn.

Guy 3: This iPod finally died after 5 years.
Girl 1: It's Macintoast!
macintoast by Jimbomb April 20, 2007

Macintrash 

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.
Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!
Macintrash by Steven February 13, 2005
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