macintoast

A term used to describe a dead Mac, Macintosh, or Apple(same thing) product. Usually computers.

Guy 1: My Macintosh is now Macintoast.
Guy 2: It was probably all that porn.

Guy 3: This iPod finally died after 5 years.
Girl 1: It's Macintoast!

macintoast by Jimbomb April 20, 2007

Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y

>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C

Macintosh Plus by aidan9030 February 27, 2017

Big Macintosh 

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.

Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.

Big Macintosh by colorshy June 1, 2012

Macintosh Hoe 

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

Macintosh Hoe by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

Sweaty Macintosh 

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.

Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!

Sweaty Macintosh by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010

Macintosh sucks 

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.

Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.

Macintosh sucks by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013

macintosh4josh 

The most fucking annoying, retarded piece ever created. also his videos are shit.

G:hey, wanna see a shit video?
B:yeah ok?
G:just go on macintosh4josh's channel on youtube and watch his mac book advert.

macintosh4josh by manny12345 October 21, 2011