maiturtle 

maiturtle is a slang that you can use when you are unsatisfied by someone’s actions that don’t help with the current situation.

It is also not classified as a curse word. So if is safe to use in front of minors.

“Maiturtle don’t do this la, you are wasting our time”

“Maiturtle that XXX”

maiturtle by turtlegia October 16, 2022

Masturtweeting

The act of using Twitter solely for self-pleasure or self-aggrandisement

Trump's unhinged and fact-disregarding pronouncements over Twitter are the best example ever of masturtweeting!

Masturtweeting by Zach's Dad January 7, 2017

mastursleeping 

The act of masturbating in your sleep.

I caught Jack Mehoff mastursleeping last night

mastursleeping by mrmikey74077 October 18, 2014

maturlescent 

A person who is both mature and adolescent

The kids love spending time with their Auntie. Her maturlescent attitude makes her fun and responsible.

maturlescent by Mistress Scarlett June 13, 2018

malurtle 

A combination of the Goat Malette and Tubbs favorite animal a turtle

Look at malurtle man!

malurtle by Men/Women April 1, 2020

maturtle 

n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.

Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.

maturtle by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

Masturbleating 

The act of watching a movie whilst sitting/lying upside down.

-It's poor form to flip the screen when masturbleating.

-If we're going to start dating, I think that you should know that I have been known to masturbleat occasionally.

Masturbleating by Captain McG February 20, 2011