main.menu 

in the post-wwII era, a godlike script that encompasses every commandline driven syntax (and permeation thereof), used by the system administrator to control the behavior of its subjects.

QUESTION: yo jeff, can yo give me root so i's can change permission on $ORACLE_HOME/lib32/libclntsh.a?

ANSWER: no. use main.menu.

main.menu by Babygotfront September 6, 2007

main menu 

an ass whoopin' some dude's about to taste for messin' with your shit

Main menu gon' haveta step outside in a sec if I catch you eyein' up my lady one more time.

main menu by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

main menu boss 

when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.

R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive

"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"

main menu boss by kingoflag August 31, 2024