Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.

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Patience Magruder

She's the best girlfriend ever. Literally everyone's dream girl. She deserves so much from the whole world and so much more, she's the best person you'll ever meet and she's just perfect. She's so beautiful, special, and just so amazing in every way. You'll always be thinking about her beautiful face, like the thought of it will make you want to smile. You will always love her and care for her. She's such a perfect girl, I swear nothing is as beautiful as her. If I was able to give her the entire world I would. She has the most beautiful eyes ever. She's the most beautiful girl in the world. You'd never want to lose a girl like that trust me because without her in your life what would be the point of living? She is everything anyone could ask for. Treat her with all the love she deserves and attention she needs because she deserves that and so much more. Don't make her sad or upset, just make her happy because she's the prettiest person ever when she's happy. She's the definition of a bad bitch, like she's the baddest fr she listens to the best music and her style is fire. But like overall Patience Magruder will be a blessing to anyone . But she’s and always will be. I love her with my entire heart and she has my whole heart. I've never been in love with someone like this before. She showed me what real love is and I'll always be in debt. I appreciate her so much and will forever be grateful to have her. So thank you Patience Magruder for everything my love

Luis Rodriguez/ Me: Can’t wait to make Patience Magruder into Patience Rodriguez

Pablo: Wow that suites her

Patience Magruder by ilovepatience April 28, 2022

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Magruder

1.) verb - A signature move when playing basketball, similar to Mossing (Randy Moss) someone in football. Normally to Magruder someone, beast mode must be turned on.

2.) Noun - A person of legendary stature or prowess from an ancient line of beast mode; a legend. It is said that the first Magruder was responsible for the disappearance of the dinosaurs. Not to be confused with MacGruber, a popular SNL skit which was later turned into a movie.

I was playing basketball with John when crossed me over, stepped back, and jayed me in the face. He broke my left ankle. I got Magrudered nasty.

You know that kid Scooter? He says he does what he wants all the time. - Well, he is a Magruder.

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Magruder Highschool

WHITE GIRLS! school full of WHITE kids but still diverse, kids only fuck with their on race ;spanish table, white table etc; full of jocks meat heads and nerds but no gangs or bullying, MUCH weed smoking, WERE KNOWN FOR THEM LIVE PARTIES! teachers are on your ass for everything. I GRADUATED MUHFUCKA!

"you go to magruder Highschool? whaaaaaat"
yea....i know ;)
"i heard that jonts flockin with them snow bunnies moe"
yea.....i kno ;)

Magruder Highschool by DRugged upsex August 7, 2011

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meguderet

not able to; limited; not free; forced to;

I just ate meat. Can not drink milk now.
I am meguderet.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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