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Magnetation 

1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.

2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off

kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation

Monetization

When idealists who put dreams before business models starting to figure out how to make money.
- Look what I've built recently, what do you think?
- It's great! What's your business model?
- Hmmm ... I need to work on the Monetization plan?
Monetization by ryaneof July 2, 2021

Immaculate monetization 

Money whose source may not be questioned.
Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

YouTube Monetization Diet

The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.
YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!

magnetational

adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.
For more about magnetational, see "Piercing the Wash"
magnetational by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006

monetization

Turning a non-revenue-generating item into cash. Basically getting money from certain things.
-Wait, Jim is getting cash for that video he posted on YouTube?
-Yea, thanks to YouTube's monetization system.
monetization by JassTheLass August 27, 2021