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magnet head

An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.

Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!

Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
magnet head by prunly November 10, 2009
Related Words

moggethead 

Pejorative term.A gentle term of abuse, often affectionate.
"You're a moggethead"
moggethead by Susan Mitchell January 19, 2008

magneted 

To place stickers or other effects onto a metal surface so that you don't have to peel them off leaving that nasty residue that stickers leave.
Mike magneted his stickers to his toolbox so that he wouldn't have to clean it when they are changed
magneted by Rocketrider13 August 3, 2007

Magnetted 

Being drawn in to something; someone. Having a great personality which people adore.
I was magnetted to her wonderful radiance.
Magnetted by RJB9999 June 18, 2012

Magneted 

When you are drawn to an object that you can't resist.
Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?
Magneted by urb_wright October 11, 2022

mallethead

incredibly thick headed person that even which hit with a mallet doesnt learn
yeah he never understands; he is a mallethead
mallethead by foundyellowmoose January 15, 2024