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A CYOA created by a Romanian fellow known as 'Cris', internet alias; blackwhirlwind.

It revolves around an average joe named Barry on his quest to win a tournament the prize of which would allow him to pursue his aspirations of becoming a wizard, as he is incapable of becoming one through any other means, it appears.

Standard fantasy stuff with a few subversions of the trope. It would be insignificant if it were not for than Cris' openness to ]community] feedback and it still being in development, with the full release being scheduled ~5 years from now, as of this writing.

It has a subreddit and kickass Discord server, the former of the two Cris is somewhat active on and concisely humors the community's collective autism, bless his soul.
The newest Magium chapter is gonna be released next Friday, author says!
Magium by Vicattie=/=God June 2, 2018
I just shidded and camed in my pants cos there is a new chapter of magium out
Magium by Monty the red June 12, 2018

MAGIMOVING

Moving in London when you are still ALIVE.
I'll be MAGIMOVING across LONDON to show you!
MAGIMOVING by FABARM August 4, 2018

magnum dong 

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
magnum dong by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Magnum Opus 

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"
Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.
Magnum Opus by Johnny Tentacles July 28, 2009

Charu Majiumdar 

Father of Indian Communist Movment,
which is the path of new and glorious
society ie to the socialist world.He was
the secretary of the real revolutionary
party in India.The great human lovers was the terror of the enemy of the worker class.

He was like great Communist Leader
Marx,Stalin,Lenin,Mao
He was like other great communist Leader
Marx,Lenin,Stalin,Mao
Charu Majiumdar by goutam pal February 21, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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