magic john
Dave, what is that crusty white stuff on your face.
That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.
That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.
magic john by Magic John August 16, 2006
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Magic John Screen Protector
Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle
Magic John Screen Protector by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022
The Magic Johnson
It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!
The Magic Johnson by Matty Punani March 3, 2010
Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit
The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.
It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.
Still, everyone would.. know...
Still, everyone would.. know...
Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010
Magic Johnson AIDS
Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
Magic Johnson AIDS by barfstormman December 30, 2010
magic johnson
A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.
Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!
magic johnson by D.L. Crosse January 21, 2007
magic johnson's disease
The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.
Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
magic johnson's disease by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007
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