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madsplain 

When somebody is really mad but they're pretending that they're not and it was all planned hours or days ahead.
John was really angry the last few days. He was trying to Madsplain it away as if everything was alright.
madsplain by PEPIPOPA May 26, 2016
Words you can keep

mansplainertainer 

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.
Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."
mansplainertainer by coocho October 5, 2018

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.
I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!
milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

Madelaine 

Once you get started on Madelaine it’s very hard to stop.

Madelaine is very much like a drug, just beautiful and in a body.

Madelaine is the definition of perfect, if you don’t know what perfect means, look it up.

It’s very rare to see a Madelaine. Her home base is veggie grill.

I would DEFINITELY want to be her, and so would you.
AHHHHH MADELAINE IS PERFECT!
Madelaine by Madspetsch June 24, 2019

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Madelaine Petsch

"CHONI FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
Madelaine Petsch At Comic Con 2018: *Screams From The Rooftop* CHONI FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Madelaine petsch

A beautiful actress and person, inspiring, natural ginger and a choni enthusiast
“Who’s Madelaine Petsch?

“You haven’t heard she’s a main star in Riverdale and in Polaroid and F the prom”
“Ya I hear she’s a pretty sweet person “
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