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madison's fuckin awesome
fuck yea she is
madison's fuckin awesome by Mtn Dew NIGGA February 21, 2010
Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute
Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
are you madison's mom
It all stated with a discord sever where Blake aka god forgot how is madison's mom. It turns out there are many,
are you madison's mom by Sliderscum April 24, 2022
madison square barden
Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons
madison square barden by alvinsanity May 22, 2006
Madison Scouts
A World-Class drum and bugle corps that competes all over the country every summer, consistently making it to DCI Finals in August. Those who have witnessed a show by the Madison Scouts truly understand how powerful and moving a drum corps may be. MYNWA
"Did you go to DCI Finals last night"
"YEAH! I saw the Madison Scouts' performance, and it changed my life forever"
"YEAH! I saw the Madison Scouts' performance, and it changed my life forever"
Madison Scouts by ScoutsFan10 August 20, 2011
madison square garden
Where the New York Rangers live.
I want to live their to!
madison square garden by joe c December 13, 2004
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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