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madgrad by Anonymous August 11, 2003

mangradulate 

The act of a man condescendingly complimenting or congratulating a woman on accomplishing a task normally associated with men.
Well, little lady, permit me to mangradulate you on changing the oil on your car all by yourself.

Well, little lady, permit me to mangradulate you on your keen understanding of the intraciacies of the Rule 5 draft of Major League Baseball.
mangradulate by DennisInAtor October 23, 2018

madradhair

a place where 95% of the uber scenesters and hip indie kids from all across the globe get together to show off their spiffy make-up, duds, do's and occaisionally don'ts as well.
Why hello, yes I believe I've seen you on madradhair as well.
madradhair by betsy February 26, 2004

madradhair

A piece of shit website where underage kids go to get made fun of for not having cool enough hair or being fat. Perfect place to find underage n00dz and fat girls licking their nipples.
Jack and Tim are fucking faggots who think they're awesome because they're admins on madradhair.
madradhair by Jesspa August 1, 2005

Mangrade 

Verb. the combining of Man and Upgrade 1. To raise to a higher standard when it comes to what a man is, or 2. to replace with a better man
The new guy she's with is a real mangrade compared to the ex that dumped her
Mangrade by D*Matrixx July 6, 2011

MADRADHAIR

MADRADHAIR is the widely popular website/community on livejournal that is dedicated to hair. The hairstyles in said community are usually trendy "scene cuts", sported by girls and boys that smoke bitch sticks and wear tight pants.

See also MadradSUCK
-All those kids on MADRADHAIR wear huge sunglasses!

-I can't find any hairstyles on MADRADHAIR that don't completely suck a donkey's ballsack.

-Those MADRADHAIR kids have pretentious hair.
MADRADHAIR by Hendrika April 29, 2006
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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