maficide

When mafia commits suicide. Either literally or figuratively.

That's so stupid, it's almost maficide.

by _jools October 7, 2011

macicide

When somebody who owns a mac realizes they spent $3000 on a shitty computer that will break in 4 hours decides that just like their mac, it's time to take their own life.

Paul: what happened to brandon?

Mike: you didn't hear?

Paul: no what?

Mike: his mac died so he committed macicide

Paul: OMG that's terrible!

Mike: yea but look at the beautiful vase I made outta his mac's screen

Paul: fuck you steve jobs

by peaches87 October 23, 2010

maricide

the act of falling down the stairs

bro i cant believe i just made her commit maricide

by bruh1123 March 16, 2021