macho taco 

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

macho taco by Britt77 February 22, 2008

mach 1 taco 

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

mach 1 taco by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

machotacoicecreamman 

Very funny person without a microphone, he is so awesome sauce!

Guy 1: have you heard of Machotacoicecreamman?

Guy 2: yeah he funny

machotacoicecreamman by Arlixxo March 18, 2024