machine fuck
machine fuck by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
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machine fuck
A person who finds machines more attractive and sexually arousing than most males, females or anything else, human or non-human,that can be classified under etheir sex.
machine fuck by ukilledmyhope July 31, 2008
fuck machine
1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.
2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.
3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.
3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.
2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.
3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.
3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
fuck machine by Lunch box July 18, 2004
Soup Powered Fuck Machine
Noun
Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.
Soup Powered Fuck Machine by Juanalbanes28 November 21, 2022
Get the fuck out of my machine
When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple
"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.
Go and find another portal to eschew.
Get the fuck out of my machine by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009
Fucking Machine
A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
Fucking Machine by zguy September 26, 2009
Perpetual Fucking Machine
Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Perpetual Fucking Machine by piratesof2 February 27, 2011
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