maccaro

to be maccaro is to become a beautiful woman who would be considered a milf. typically a maccaro woman owns a crusty white dog and some hyper ass kids, but nonetheless is a great mother.

that mom is so sweet and so pretty, what a maccaro

by mummypig February 18, 2022

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

by gookoo December 29, 2019

maccapocalypse

A day when the Beatlemaniacs took over tumblr in honor of Macca's 71st birthday

Tumblr user: Did you hear about the maccapocalypse?
Beatlemaniac: Bitch I might have

by ugh idek okay June 18, 2013

Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by hobocamp August 12, 2009

Macaroni Magic

To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.

We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.

by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017

Macaroonxx

A person made from macarons. Very cool person to hang with and is very funny and saves random screenshots that are worrying. Also goes by Mac, MacBook or MacDonald's

Person one: Hey! have you seen Macaroonxx?

Person two: No.. they're probably playing genshin

by Nakamoshii November 9, 2021