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Problems or difficulties
Boy! Did that cop cause me some ma fan when he pulled me over!
ma fan by Roy Bates October 3, 2005
Words you can keep
1.To trouble someone
2.Problem and difficulties
Hey if you are going on a holiday can u get me this and that?
erm, i change my mind, dont want to ma fan you.
ma fan by hix November 10, 2007

I’m a big fan of you.

I’m a big fan of you. — The most horrifying moment a luminary in any field can experience is the moment when a person suddenly invades their personal space while uttering the words: I’m a big fan of you.

Before even introducing themselves.

And there are several horrifying variants:
“I’m your biggest fan.”
“Do you want to meet my friends? They are big fans of you!”
“Do you want to meet my sister? She shy and thinks that you’re sexy; AND, SHE’S A BIG FAN OF YOU!!!!”

Even a luminary with incredible elan has difficulty with the savior faire of this moment. Especially if the sister is really attractive and the brother looks menacing AF!!!!

Moments like this have been immortalized by the writer Stephen King in the novel Misery. He took this moment to its most horrific extreme.

Comedian Louis C.K. also famed a moment like this in season 1 episode 5 of his FX television show. This may be hard to see because apparently he had some habits of which people were not a “big fan”.

This behavior has been made worse in the era of selfies when everyone has a camera on them at all times. Narcissistic, voyuer-istic culture has made the ability to move incognito a must.

Imagine being Taylor Swift and having this to you. I don’t have to imagine it because I have a picture to prove it actually happens. I’m a big fan of her!!!!!!!
Can I take a selfie with you? I think you’re HOT; and, I’m a big fan of you.

I’m a LeBron fan

The answer given by a cuck front runner when asked who his/her favorite NBA team is. Giving this answer is typical of a beta and/or liberal
Mike: Who is your favorite NBA team?
Kyle: I don’t have a team. I’m a Lebron fan.

Mike: I didn’t know you were a liberal cuck
I’m a LeBron fan by GoBirds4133 January 11, 2020

Hardcore M.A.G.A. fan 

A right-wing populist/alt-right supporter/white supremacist/far-right extremist who's a hardcore fan of the 45th U.S. president, Donald Trump.
Guy 1: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! GET MEXICANS AND LIBTARDS OUT OF THE COUNTRY SO A BORDER WALL WILL BE FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Go touch grass, you hardcore M.A.G.A. fan, and never use Twitter and 4chan's /pol/ board ever again!!!!!!!!!!
Mafan is a word derived from mandarin chinese that conveys the feeling of being pained or annoyed by something, about the same meaning as 'troublesome' or 'bothersome'.

Contrary to other definitions on urban dictionary, make sure you do NOT pronounce the "fan" element like a football fan. Instead it should sound more like "mah" "fahn"- the same fan sound as "fondue". In general usage it is roughly equivalent to the phrase "pain in the ass".

Also known to many as ma fan
1. I would go to the grocery store today, but its too mafan

2. Why did you give me all this shit to carry, you have no idea how mafan that is.

3. She is really hot, but she already has three kids, its too mafan to go after her.
mafan by Drew&Elliott January 5, 2011
Mafanta, is the prettiest girl i have ever seen, she has dark black hair and dark brown eyes, with baby cruly hair, she has a gorgeous smile, She likes to hang out with her friends and famillie 💗
A: mafanta lives to spend time with her familly right?
B: yeah right, ive never Deen her done that
Mafanta by Mafanta💗🔮 November 21, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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