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ma dick hard meet me somewhere 

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!

ma dick fell off bitch 

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".
Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch

Eat ma dick nigga

Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.
Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.

Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.
Eat ma dick nigga by hbk_dtt July 26, 2022

Rather Dick Ma Dad 

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.
dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."
Rather Dick Ma Dad by tipzyross November 3, 2009

sucka ma dicky 

usually said as a curse. or a girl sucks on your dick for a real long time and gets everything out................. gross
do you need 1?

"YOOOO SUCKA MA DICKY BITCH!"
sucka ma dicky by bazn co June 15, 2009

I'ma dickies 

when you are playing a video game and it cheats. they do cheat.orignally it started from the game trojan on old nintendo im talking 80s yo. when the game would glitch or refuse to let you do what you were supposed to do we called it an I'ma dickies.
Your playing navy seals s.o.c.o.m. and you get killed for no reason. " Aww,. crap im so sick of this game pulling these I'ma dickies."
I'ma dickies by carl anderson2 November 18, 2006