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mARGHtyrs! 

martyr:

1. one who willingly accepts being put to death for adhering openly to one's religious beliefs; notably, saints canonized after martyrdom.

2. one who sacrifices his or her life, station, or what is of great value to him or her, for the sake of principle or to sustain a cause.

3. one who suffers greatly and/or constantly, even involuntarily.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

mARGHtyrs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about martyrs.
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Party Martyrs 

A group of people who dedicate their lives to partying. They will go to every extreme to make the party better and more memorable. They generally gather to play music in their spare time spreading the party spirit. They normally play punk rock with a mixture of ska and funk. They will regularly travel from venues to houses bringing the party wherever they go. They will inevitably die for the purpose of the parties to continue.
"Those Party Martyrs really Giver'."
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"

martyrs chicks 

Gay girls who stuff everyday and try to be cool.they watch t.v all day and dont go out.they sit in everyday or in their backyard.they have no life
martyrs chicks dont go out and prankcall all day.
martyrs chicks by Alex and Jon December 20, 2008

Victim of the Martyrs 

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026