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chronic lyricosis 

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs
"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"
chronic lyricosis by cricket March 22, 2005
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Chronic Lyricosis 

A condition that effects victims by making them think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely unaware, that they are completely clueless.
A: *sings the lyrics “bring me a higher love from “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood, as “bring me an iron lung”.
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?

Lyricholic 

A person that cannot stop singing,typing or anything close to any sort of lyrics...
Person #1: "i'm chill'n, wood spinn'n
No Bentley's, Cadillac pimp'n
I'm cruis'n, hoes choose'n
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimp'n
Spoke spinn'n, gold grill'n
Liquor spill'n, Cadillac pimp'n
Keep ride'n, car slid'n
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimp'n"

(2 hours later)

Person #1: (Still singing the same song)

Person #2: She still singing that song? What a Lyricholic....
Lyricholic by Yoshimatics May 12, 2010

lyricosis 

The combining of two words:

lyric: "having a pleasing succession of sounds"

AND
-osis: "a disorder or abnormal state"
to mean when a person is singing and doesn't know or forgets the words to a song so they proceed to make up sounds and grunts to cover the fact that they sound like an idiot.
My sister and I got drunk last night and were singing Billy Jean loudly when I realized the bitch was suffering from lyricosis, she had no idea what the words were.

I love laughing at that dude that always sings for Karaoke even though he has such a severe case of lyricosis.

I don't care if I don't know the words to the song, a little lyricosis usually hides the mistakes.
lyricosis by NaptownRose May 25, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026