cricket's definitions

baby momma drama

The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.

This baby momma drama is killin' my game!

by Cricket September 8, 2003

chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

by cricket March 22, 2005

Cartoon Network

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.

Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

by Cricket June 19, 2004

jump

a surprised attack by a large group of peeps apone a smaller groups of peeps

Homie see thoses fags over there? the short one fucked my gurl, lets jump those bitches

by Cricket October 27, 2003

Titilated

When you get that nipple rising erection from something hot and sexy

I felt titilated when he called me his fucking whore and pulled my hair and smacked my bare ass!

by Cricket May 9, 2014

cody peet

cody peet is a boy with stinky feet and he sits around all day and likes to beat his meat......he likes to make out with fat chicks and finds out they got big dicks....then he runs away and passes out and waits for his penis to become nice and stout hahahah lil chodey peet

hahaha cody peet is the anal king

by cricket April 2, 2005

strait up

an agreement

john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg

by Cricket October 27, 2003