lyfing

A person who promises much on the internet

why u always lyfing it bro?!

lyfing by khobis November 11, 2013

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. 

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. by ‍‍ January 15, 2021

Lying Camel

A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.

Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”

Lying Camel by EBGB September 26, 2011

lying for the lord 

Lying for the Lord, is similar to lying for Jesus, but this phrase is particularly associated with the Mormon church (The church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints).

Lying for the Lord is when a Member of the Mormon church gives information which they know is false - or fails to admit to something which they know is true - to make their church seem better, or less corrupt (or less weird) than it really is

The Mormon tradition of lying for, or about, their religion goes back to the founder, Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith, in "Address of the Prophet—His Testimony Against the Dissenters at Nauvoo", delivered Sunday, May 26, 1844, Joseph Smith stated:

"What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago."

as the Mormon's own genealogical files will reveal, at this time Joseph Smith had many polygamous "wives"

this is not the first example of the Mormon church lying for the lord - it is simply the best known of many lies Propagated by the Mormon church, continuing throughout the whole history of the Mormon church.

Currently the Mormon church employes semi-official 'apologists' to try and defend themselves against the many sources which reveal the historical lies of the Church - semi official so the church can maintain 'plausible deniability'

"the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.)"

"You know that's not true, and I think you're trying to make your church look better by Lying for the Lord"

lying for the lord by DutchCappedCrusader June 15, 2014

lying out the ass

Whenever people (e. g. car salesmen, politicians, police/security, etc.) say whatever they need to to get you to do what they want

When that salesman said I won a big prize in a contest he was lying out the ass!

lying out the ass by Barry Lemon August 31, 2013

no-lifing 

to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.

i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.

no-lifing by silly hats only May 8, 2008

lying camel

A woman involved in a long distance relationship or relationship where the others job requires being away out of town for weeks or months, (ie; armed forces, sales person, executive, etc.) and says she can go without sexual relations for long periods of time, but lies and is unfaithful during that period.

Him: "Wait for me? - Her: "Baby when it comes to sex I'm like a camel. I can go a long time without it."

She said she would wait for me, but that lying camel messed around on me and got pregnant.

I left for a couple weeks and found out the lying camel cheated on me while I was away.

lying camel by super826 December 11, 2011