the girl that you see randomly walking across the street that you think about for the next month and makes you hate yourself for not going up to her and saying hi:)
A person who has the most retarded ideas about gender/sex/etc. They are most likely vegan, damn near obese, astrologicaly lesbian, and finds themselves to be better than everyone because they are woke. This person is similar to a feminist but much much worse. They often involve themselves with things that shouldn’t portain to themselves but does it anyway.
Example of a situation: Say you call you friend a faggot, but obviously as a joke.
LGBTard: “um excuse me that’s offensive, you are a terrible person. Did I mention that I’m vegan? Animals all around the world are dying because of greedy humans. Of course you wouldn’t know because your’e a white male. You should honestly just do your research...”
You: *leans over to whisper to friend* “we have an LGBTard on our hands”
Used to describe still butt-hurt Hillary losers, Hollywood/"Hollyweird" residents, wealthy Liberals/Libtards, actors, singers, & other celebrities; who seem to think that just because they may be famous, that their political views and opinions seem to somehow matter, when in reality no one gives a shit.
Hilarious to see fat-ass sow & queen of limousine libtards Rosie O’Donnell] screaming and shrieking about Trump! At least we’ll be entertained for the next four years….
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.