lurkering

sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg

kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering

by Brad Slocum March 11, 2004

Lurking Murk

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

haters are lurking

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying

mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out

by Kennetra January 13, 2008

insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

lurking

spying on people online, while you remain invisible

Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005