insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

insta-lurking by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

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insta lurking

Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.

I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG

insta lurking by BuddyRia April 7, 2016

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Insta-lerking

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

Insta-lerking by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Word of the Day on November 12, 2015

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Insta-lerking

When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.

Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.

Insta-lerking by I_am_a_unicorn January 17, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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