luponed
The act of snatching (literally or figuratively) a cell phone from hands of an offensive theatergoer.
luponed by BwayAdjacent July 26, 2015
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Patti LuPwned
Being forcibly ejected from a theatre, concert hall, or arena for taking photos or video during a performance.
The term comes from an incident on 10 January 2008 when Patti LuPone stopped the performance of "Gypsy" to scold an audience member, then proceeded to have him removed from the theatre.
The term comes from an incident on 10 January 2008 when Patti LuPone stopped the performance of "Gypsy" to scold an audience member, then proceeded to have him removed from the theatre.
USHER: "Sir, I'm sorry but photography is not allowed in this theatre."
D-BAG: {click}
USHER: "Ok, sir, I'm sorry, but you are going to have to leave... now."
D-BAG'S FRIEND: "Dude, you just got Patti LuPwned!"
D-BAG: {click}
USHER: "Ok, sir, I'm sorry, but you are going to have to leave... now."
D-BAG'S FRIEND: "Dude, you just got Patti LuPwned!"
Patti LuPwned by Faderjockey January 25, 2009
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Luptoned
A town in Weld County so small you have to date your sisters best friend, who will leave you for your best friend. This is common practice in small shit hole towns. It is widely acceptable and usually works out for the best. When this happens it is called being Luptoned.
Guy: Hey are your brother and your best friend still together, in Ft. Lupton?
Girl: Nope she Luptoned him for some asshole who used to be his best friend!
Girl: Nope she Luptoned him for some asshole who used to be his best friend!
Luptoned by airmechreed October 23, 2019
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
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